The CleAN cORNER

This is the spot for all those savings, FOR LIFE, for real. We aren’t just offering a one-time savings, some discounts, or a membership that charges you monthly fees. Nope. For a small, one-time fee, become a member of ah-ha SOAPS and enjoy life-long savings!

Cost is contingent on the month you join. Offer only available during the months of (months to be announced) and limited to the first 100 that join. See additional information below for specific member benefits.

…..thank you for your curiosity….

for our members & future members

Soap Smiles

Quotes & Humor

What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul.

Yiddish Proverb

Some people are just like soaps, bubbly and conditioning. Conversing with them cleanses all the negativity in our minds making us feel refreshed. and ah! They smell good.

-Tanvi Purohit

Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants.

-William Osler

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth.

Then it’s a soap opera. -punny soap jokes-

Membership Benefits

  • Welcome gift basket valuing $41.50 (4+ gifts customized just for you). Please allow 1-3 weeks for delivery. All items are made to order and there are no shipping costs for your gifts!

  • Lifetime fixed rates on our soap products. NEVER see increases with inflation.

  • Birthday Benefits (1 free customized bath bar made specifically for you, with your skin type in mind (1 per year, with the option to purchase more at special member rates)).

  • Access to exclusive member products.

  • Exclusive discounts to our sister store ah-ha EARTH (right now, only on Etsy (handcrafted, earth friendly, functional, decor, furniture and more)).

  • *5 year money back guarantee (in regards to company liquidation protection).

  • Product price/weight fluctuation protection (in regards to product changes over time).

  • Access to Member’s Only Section of website (additional features to come).

    *Nonrefundable (except as defined in the actual agreement)/No Cash Value.

ahha SOAPS welcome kit essential oil novelty soaps 
An example of what you will receive in your welcome kit!
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Member’s Cornershop

Join now while the price is still low!

If joining in Month 1: You’re one-time membership fee is $20. (limited to the first 100 members to join) If joining in Month 2: You’re one-time membership fee is $30. (limited to the first 100 members to join) If joining in Month 3: You're one-time membership fee is $40. (limited to the first 100 members to join)

Member’s Benefits

Member’s Cornershop

Member’s Discounts & Deals